If you're anything like me, you've tried every popular dating site under the sun.
Half of them are filled with nothing but bots, and the other half are folks looking for their true love, the kind who won't let you kiss until your wedding day.
But guys like us, we're looking for the real deal. There have to be horny girls out there who are looking for casual hookups, right? Or are we doomed to jerking off alone until we die?
Fuckr is a breakthrough app on the hookup scene that promises real hot women that are looking to have casual sex with you, no strings attached. But plenty of skeptics out there claim that Fuckr is too good to be true.
Is it? I've taken a close look into Fuckr to find out what it promises, where it delivers, and where it falls short.
Before you dismiss it as a fantasy or dive in head first, here's what you need to know.
Unlike traditional dating sites, Fuckr doesn't make you jump through the hoops of personality quizzes and asking about your star sign.
There's no need to ask deep philosophical "why are you here?"-type questions. Fuckr already knows why you're here: you want to get laid.
So, after a few basic demographic questions, it'll ask you to make an account.
The account itself is free, but there's not much you can do with just a basic account, other than start to build your profile.
Once you upgrade to the premium membership, that's when things start getting interesting.
Once I started looking at profiles, I was amazed by what I saw. Beautiful women of every shape, size, and color filled my screen, posing for the camera in every position I could imagine.
As I started clicking on profiles, it was easy to message these incredible girls and start chatting about what we were into and what we'd like to get out of the conversation.
It was clear from the get-go that everyone on this site was looking for the same thing: fast, no-strings-attached sex.
But I'm a classy gent. I'm not into the wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am kind of game. I wanted to offer more than a warm body to these women, so I decided I would make an attempt at seducing them through text.
That's when things got wild.
Turns out, most of these horny ladies love sexting. And why not? It can be just as hot as IRL sex, but you can do it from the comfort of your own home, without having to deal with traffic, parking, or any of the other hassles of meeting up for casual sex.
I started with an open-ended prompt, like "Can you imagine what I'd be doing to you if I were there?" I barely had to add anything else.
Every woman I talked to began to tell an incredible, sexy tale that got me rock-hard within minutes from just imagining what we could be doing together.
Some of them were satisfied once we had both finished over sexting, but others saw our naughty messages as just foreplay, with the main event still to come.
I ended up meeting with three ladies in person within two weeks. It was the best fortnight of my life.
The sexting really enhanced our in-person sex, because we already knew what each other was into and what we wanted to do to one another.
Once we met in person, we simply followed the scripts we had written (leaving room for improvisation, obviously).
Premium membership on Fuckr is available for $25.49 for a one-month subscription, with discounts available if you sign up for a 3-month or 6-month plan.
This is within the average-to-high price range among dating sites, but what makes this such a good deal is that Fuckr has way more real profiles than most other dating or hookup sites.
Most sites fill their pages with spam accounts so that they can artificially boost their subscription numbers. It makes them look better to investors while screwing over the users who just want to find dates.
I can't say for certain that Fuckr doesn't have any bot accounts, but I know that, of all the profiles I messaged during my one-month experiment with this site, every single one was convincingly human.
So, either Fuckr has some of the best AI I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot of AI), or their site is full of real women.
The site is super user-friendly (and it has plenty of friendly users, too). Registering is easy, and you can jump straight into the action as soon as you become a member.
It delivers on most of its promises: Fuckr is full of people who are looking to sext, exchange nudes, and hook up without dealing with any emotional baggage.
I love the versatility of the site: no matter what you're looking for, you'll find someone who's into the same thing, guaranteed.
It's not like those old-school dating sites where every profile you read is exactly the same. You'll always find something new on Fuckr.
The price is a bit of a bummer; since all the profiles are managed by real users, the site doesn't have a ton of special features to soften the blow of the price tag.
But the volume of users makes Fuckr a great deal. Even if other hookup sites might sport a lower sticker price, you're paying for what you get. And with Fuckr, you get a lot.
Beyond that, there's not much to say against this site. It's a great concept, a great execution, and a great user base that's sure to find you what you're looking for.
I can't stress enough how much I love Fuckr.
Before finding this site, I was in an endless cycle of swiping and swiping, only for most of my matches to come from bots. The few dates I did swing were dead ends.
Fuckr pulled me out of my slump. I'm more confident and happier in my daily life because I'm getting my needs met as often as I want.
For those of you who are losing hope in the dating scene, all is not lost! Just check out Fuckr--it'll revive your faith in your ability to land hot chicks anytime you want.
If you haven't decided to check it out yet, I don't know what you're waiting for. I'm giving Fuckr a 4.5/5 stars.